The real deal behind the "S.A.Q."

My mind was wandering aimlessly approximately four and a half hours before I published this post. Our class then was Philo I, under Dr. Sioco.

Again, we were having fun discussing with Dr. Heart (you-know-who.) another topic, ethics. As always, Dr. Heart finds another connection of this topic in our everyday life. My wandering mind suddenly came to a stop. Meron na naman akong naisip na kalokohan.

Okay, eto na tayo. Remember the textbook in Philo I? It has SAQs after every module, di ba? Well, I thought of something. This acronym, Self-Assesment Questions gave me an idea. I was always clueless, "Ano ba talaga naiisip ko sa SAQs na 'to?"

Yun na. I thought of a new acronym that would correspond to SAQ. Simple lang. Sioco's Antig-Damdamin Quotes. Kaya pala siya prof ng Philo. Saktong sakto.

Anyway, these are the SAQs for the day:

• "ang layo ng inakyat ko no? apat! tapos ang tinaas sa sweldo ko, P100 a month!"


• "para akong nagpasweldo ng empleyado sa SM..."


• "gusto kong maging presidente, aayain ko kayong maging kongreso ko, tapos tayo tayo lang..."


• "how can you love this country na yung mga taong nagpapaandar, ganyan..."


• "UNFAIR."


• "Ang happiness, hindi name-measure sa... (thanks sa kamay ni mia.)






• "we are also rich in our own way."


• "Bigla daw may magsasabi sa 'yo,"
  "Ma'am, I'm not a virgin anymore, and I ENJOY IT..."
  
• Promiscous...yung ANO!"


• "Biglang mahuhuli ka, lalabas ka sa hotel may kasama kang D.O.M... Yuck!"


• "Buntot mo, hila mo..."


• "Ang masaya sa Philo is that we can talk about everything under the sun."




On top of it all, Denis gave me another bright idea.

Si Ma'am Sioco, di lang aktibista, Dr. Heart pa.

Labels: language games, SAQ

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