Pick-Up Line Overload

I have recently received a number of pick-up lines from my textmates. I've got nothing to rant about because we just played bowling and basketball today, and Im really tired. I'll just post some of the pick-up lines that I got here. You can use them all you want, but as I always do, I'm warning you: use them at your own risk.

You're like...

my kuto: I can't get you otta my head. (no comment)

my sweat: You relieve me when I'm hot.

SM: You've got it all. ( gamitin daw ba pati SM. )

Globe: You make great things possible. ( at dinamay pa ang Globe. )

my pustiso: I can't smile without you.

my shoes: You're always there wherever I go.

constipation: YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY.


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Mga pamatay na pick-up lines:

"You're name must be mickey, because you're so fine."

"Miss, alam mo bang exam ako? Kaya sagutin mo na ako."

"Uy! Papicture tayo! Para ma-develop tayo sa isa't isa!" ( this one is already
used up )

"Excuse me, are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life."

"I must be a bad shooter, because I keep on missing you."

"Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? Kasi type kita."

"Eh sa permanent marker pinaglihi ka? Di kasi kita maalis sa isip ko."

"Kumakain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo eh."

"Di ka pa ba napapagod? Kanina ka pa kasi tumatakbo sa isipan ko."

"Surgeon ka ba? Kasi ikaw lang ang nagkapagbukas ng puso ko!"

"Hindi pa rin ba nakukulong ang tatay mo? Kasi ninakaw niya ang pinakamagandang bituin sa langit."

"Lecture mo ba ako? Lab kasi kita."


At ang pinaka-pamatay sa lahat:

"Miss, alam mo bang hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop at hindi rin tayo halaman?

BAGAY TAYO. BAGAY."

Those are the corniest that I have. Ikaw? Meron ka bang ibang alam? Share mo naman. :)
Hay, nonsense na post ito. Hahaha.

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